I'm human, sorry.

You are my spirit animal

i just wish i was a mermaid

aadammichaellee:

omgican’thandleit.

life:

Happy Birthday, Marilyn Monroe.
Not published in LIFE. Four photographs of Marilyn Monroe at age 22, Hollywood, 1949. (J.R. Eyerman—Time & Life Pictures/Getty Images)
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(Source: ebocharanga, via blackmormon)

Someone get me some better friends.

sugarf0x:

Me at Olive Garden when I want a bread stick but know I can’t eat it.

groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

(via leukotomies)

tltty:

THIS IS NOT OKAY